Continuing our weekday tradition of a tiki wind-down, we made Old Port Painkillers last night.

We...were underwhelmed. I think the beauty of painkillers is in the use of coconut creme, which gives it a bit of thickness and novelty that this iteration wholly lacks. It was basically... rummy muddled orange juice. Do not recommend!

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